fate

I was born into a wealthy family of shrimps, but they sold me, because, let's face it, who wouldn't? But I don't think they got as much money as they thought they would, because i was missing a few legs and an eyeball. Since then, I have moved on - I now own 3 jellyfish ranches and have written several bestselling books, which have gained me critical acclaim, most notably, "A shrimp's tale: Dancing with Jaws: My year with Sharks".
Kid done good.
That's all, now sod off.