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It's too graphic to describe, but you would need a corkscrew, some waffles, a shovel, Bob Saget, and the complete third season DVD of Monk.

Wicker Man * (out of four) Oh jeez, another horror movie remake? Come on, filmmakers, can't you understand that remakes suck? The Omen...Amityville Horror...The Hills Have Eyes...Texas Chainsaw Massac

Wolfmother. Doo doo doo...

Contrary to popular belief, there is an actual way of killing Chuck Norris. Shooting him will only make him madder.

There's a thing for new writers started by L Ron. Hubbard. It's the Writers of the Future contest. I thought it was Writers Who Have No Future... Ahem...anyway, umm...yay for ...

Ha, is there where you got your inspiration for your comics, Sureal? You should post more of 'em.

Pretty old, but still... I'm The Decider

Yay. I remember my 16th birthday. Actually, no I don't. Not sure why. Probably just my terrible memory. I'm sure that's why...

Alrighty, I'll pick five now. In order. 1. Saving Private Ryan 2. Lords of Dogtown 3. The Song Remains The Same 4. A Clockwork Orange 5. Pulp Fiction

Yes indeed. The lit. forums are barren.

I heard HL2 was awful on Xbox. xD Nah, it was a pretty solid shooter. Great graphics and physics engine. Although it lacked multiplayer or Live capabilities, single player was ...

Half Life 2's dah best shooter on Xbox. Never played it on PC though.

Cadiz, Spain, is my ultimate number one. I also love Sevilla (Spain), Florence (Italy), or anywhere in Ireland. There are more places, but ... I forgot ... Cadiz is the ...

Pluto's recent demotion from planetary status will result in $23 million in changes to public school text books over the next 18 months. Hmm...

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands recently. Now they are just 'The Islands'.