electricbluemonkey

Elmo can kick Cookie Monster's ass any day. *Eats cookie*

The problem these days is the lack of burying space. Thats why I'll be buried in the moon.

Didn't your cat blow up once... Aw, good times.

Anyone see the Quizno's Subs commercials with the weird hampster-things and the annoying songs? I loved them! But everyone else seemed to think they were scary... Sponge Monkeys rock! Yes, ...

Whoever invented Furbys must be a rich--and gay-- man. Don't you have to join two Furbys by their feet, and they start...saying...stuff... *Twitch*

I was watching TV a few months ago and there was something said about how people were now using sex to sell their products. People were *now* using sex to ...

Yeah, but it still was way better than the book, which was boring...

Yes...someplace.

CHE!

Never. I really don't know why.

Pellets?

Personally I hate looks very bad on me...I'm one of those fashion-obsessed people who'd rather buy a t-shirt for twenty bucks at Hot Topic than make one myself. :P Amen... ...

Ya...y... Well, if you need anything, I'll be over there...where I always am... Feel better, Greg!

*Eats something*

What if your dog was like, really evil and wanted to take over the world and stuff? ...right...*shifty eyes*