electricbluemonkey

All I have to say is... Put the cube in my chest!

Transformers is like the best movie ever.

Yes, we'd all like to see that on the news. But news stations generally have a liberal spin, and they'd never want to admit there's an area where Republicans prosper ...

Anyone Jedi? Got disowned a couple years ago after I used my lightsaber to scratch someones itch. Wouldn't recommend it.

Thread fails. Classic rock is awesome. Alternative rock sucks.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, therefore I am a Pastafarian.

no picture; link-y no work :( Like I said before, don't question the Almighty Pat. The link doesn't work because you're not ready for his awesomeness yet. The time will ...

I used to watch cartoons on closed captioning. Every few words was garbled junk. =/ Then we should sue them.

Mispellings are only frequent on live feed, since a machine translates the sound into words. If you're watching a recorded show or movie, the captioning has to be almost 100% ...

To offer some real advice. Go to your TV, click on the menu and turn on the closed captioning. It might be annoying at first, but after a few weeks, ...

Or just learn how to spell. That would work.

Don't question the almighty Pat.

Para Buchanan never sleeps, so it's useless to say goodnight.

Cillit Bang! Ahh...CILLIT. I totally read that wrong. What can I say, it's late. Clue: Take out the first I and L.

One day there was a bird and Chuck Norris punched it in the face. CRIT TIME!