electricbluemonkey

First of all, I would like to start off saying that this is a WRITING site, not a place where you can say stuff like that about racism, and therefore ...

Well, I guess I do speak American, but I've always like British style of writing and speaking. Like, instead of just putting o's they put ou's. I.E. Colour: color, favourite: ...

*risks looking like a total geek* I LOVE ROLE PLAYING!!! *ahem* Sorry. :D I used to RP on this one Harry Potter site.. it was in email form half the ...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on ...

For the monk one...uh...wait a minute, do monks drink coffee? I mean, they can't because then they wouldnt be able to carry out their tasks. You know, they would be ...

Hmm....uh....o-okay... ha...ha? Oh so thats why it was called the joke about me and you! I thought it was Me and You...well, thats better....I thought it was a joke about ...

and you?...mm....uh....okay...

I did read it (partially) but is The Unfinished Tales the Silmarillion? No, the Unfinished Tales is a book about Tolkien's writings of the history of Middle-Earth, later published by ...

They are funny though. The Star Spangled Banner one was confusing the first time I read it but then I got the punchline after a few seconds of reading it ...

About that group therapy, I guess we can change it back a day, *punches fist into palm of hand, repeatedly*. OH! Hear this, although if you are squeamish you might ...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on ...

By the way, its New York, and the lady says "Yo" not, "Ya". Well, I forgot to say this earlier I can't believe it!, the geico commercials when the someone ...

Hmmm....I see everyone likes realcitrant...but as I said before:| BANANA!

WOW! Am I in the right place! I like almost all books, but these are my top ten, not in order! 1. The Hobbit- J.R.R. Tolkien 2. Lord of the ...

Wow...I don't read bad books. I enjoy them all! But there a few that are just...gah, horrible. Farenheit 451, whats the point of this book anyway?! Some of the Goosebumps ...