electricbluemonkey

I'm out of french fries too. Fo' real.

All I remember is that he/she wrote a poem about sharks.

I remember I once dreamed I was pushing around tennis great Pete Sampras in a shopping cart while he was reciting the 10 Commandments. And then I think we were ...

Nate, you're just jealous because the Padres won. Twice.

Yeah, it was pretty crazy. The book was way better, though. Clerks 2 disturbed me a lot, with Jay and the...stuff...

Darth Maul is the sith dude from Phantom Menace.

Bah, the Report is a bad, unwitty clone, but a time-killer nonetheless. Jon Stewart is awesome.

Edward Scissorhands.

I really have never seen a movie that has disturbed me much. I just want someone to make the goriest, bloodiest, craziest movie with a psycological twist. I wont care ...

The frolicking pony is very

Well, we know its going to do better than the PS3. Ever since I heard the price, I can't stop laughing. Haha...$600...ha...

Wow, that was...hard. I got 31. I knew what most of them did, but couldn't think of the names. For 33, I kept writing Kellogs Corn Flakes until I finally ...

Its only been a week? Hmm, wow. But 310 posts a day. That's pretty awesome. Ah, Ask.com, what can you not do? So much product placement on 'Treasure Hunters'... Wasn't ...

...'H' - not pronounced in Spanish. 'J' (jota) makes a similar sound, but harder, almost like 'kh' in Russian. 'Khey' (jey) rather than 'hey'. But 'hey' is still said the ...

Hey is pronounced the same way in spanish. Its just an objection to the H rule. "Hey, noh-nee, noh-nee, noh-nee, noh." Why do you need to know this, anyway, waffle ...