electricbluemonkey

Anyone Jedi? Got disowned a couple years ago after I used my lightsaber to scratch someones itch. Wouldn't recommend it.

Thread fails. Classic rock is awesome. Alternative rock sucks.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, therefore I am a Pastafarian.

He looks like a bushbaby. A sneaky bushbaby.

no picture; link-y no work :( Like I said before, don't question the Almighty Pat. The link doesn't work because you're not ready for his awesomeness yet. The time will ...

I have some great respect. I used to be a pretty good animator (for a lack of a better word). Animating's tough stuff, man. I like the first one. The ...

I used to watch cartoons on closed captioning. Every few words was garbled junk. =/ Then we should sue them.

Mispellings are only frequent on live feed, since a machine translates the sound into words. If you're watching a recorded show or movie, the captioning has to be almost 100% ...

I needs me some of them shiny pants. And the guitar looks really weird. The closest thing it looks like is a large acoustic twelve-string that I saw in Santa ...

Lugia can totally kick Ho-Oh's ass.

To offer some real advice. Go to your TV, click on the menu and turn on the closed captioning. It might be annoying at first, but after a few weeks, ...

Or just learn how to spell. That would work.

Don't question the almighty Pat.

Para Buchanan never sleeps, so it's useless to say goodnight.

Cillit Bang! Ahh...CILLIT. I totally read that wrong. What can I say, it's late. Clue: Take out the first I and L.