electricbluemonkey

these filthy sidewalks are starchy backbones pretending blinding spinal columns to walk and spit on. gracing ground for parasites. we’re barely sightless [parasiteless] Alright, let me just say that

Somewhere in the narcotic blur between the smoked oysters, brewed back out in a sea of bile. When the tube fell out of my right lung while I was a ...

Real ninjas can do that in their sleep.

The three biggest ska bands were there, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, and Streetlight Manifesto were there. Alright, that sentence made me chuckle. I'm not really into Ska though. ...

All I have to say is... Put the cube in my chest!

Transformers is like the best movie ever.

Thanks for the input. I really didn't think I could write poetry. I added another stanza that hopefully ties in to the beginning. I also fixed a bit of the ...

I'm completely confused by your grammar. To explain, it was a conversation I had with a friend a short while ago. He wanted to raise his feedback average on eBay ...

I'm oddly accustomed to your unalloyed pieces of the Torah in your signatures. Good message, 8/10.

Now this is what I like. I've written a bit of abstract poetry myself. The theme is too frantically changed by the last stanza. I could see where your ideas ...

You love me so. Why do they choke you so? Either you're stuck in the 1500's or John Lennon rose up from his grave and wrote this poem for you. ...

:elephant:

And the award goes to...Mr. Manga Angel Spirit for the creepiest drawings to ever grace these forums. Don't make your speech too long.

Yes, we'd all like to see that on the news. But news stations generally have a liberal spin, and they'd never want to admit there's an area where Republicans prosper ...

Hell's funny? :? Yeah, since basically every comedian goes to hell. Anywho, nice work Sponson. The l33t speak adds a nice touch.