electricbluemonkey

Yeah, if she gets too obsessed, feel free to hit her on the head with this mallet. *Holds out giant cartoon mallet*

Okay, as many of you know, the fairy tales and folk tales category goes under non-fiction. If you have any comments please feel free to talk here. I for one, ...

Yeah, I've never seen somebody write so good before, an emotional moment. Not a lot of authors are good at this! Maybe only really profesionals published ones, but this is ...

That story was very original. I get what you are saying after dumping it after the second sentence, I always did that when I was a kid of 4th.

JOHNNY! Okay, one bus driver was going up a one way street the wrong way. As he is passing by all slick and cool he spots a police officer, but ...

Im not afraid of snakes or other animals. I once even held a tarantula and a boa and anaconda numerous times. My great phobia has to be some really nasty ...

Yeah, the most I can think of is to make the reader think that there is danger everywhere and there is nowhere to go. Try to keep the glued to ...

Really good, Brian. Kudos to you. When I find my SF story the first thing I am doing is posting it here.

this real? Was it done really over AIM or something? Because...umm... I don't get it... If it was done over AIM it would seem weird posting it in a writing ...

Good! I liked that! Tell that kid that he is onto something! But, what I think is that he can put a little more detail and effort into it and ...

Good thinking, Brian. That was really consistent and very thorough. Me want more! Although I think you rushed it a bit. See if you can come up with a better ...

Props my good man...I mean...your highness king sir... That was a good poem, short but sweet. Very peculiar but although funny, intriguing to my human mind as because I never ...

Me heard it in another board...I mean, I heard it in another board. *whispers* Stupid Frankenstein marathon...

I have some ideas from my own board. 0-50 posts can make you a peasant (fantasy style, ya know?), 51-100 can make you a halfling, 101-200 can make you a ...

Yo, I am ElectricBlueMonkey, you can call me EBM. I just saw a link to this site at another writing board. As some might know I like writing and reading ...