electricbluemonkey

You wouldn't be the first to stalk me. Well, there was a weird kid in 6th grade...but I won't get into that.

My laptop exploded a while ago. So I haven't been able to use the internet for a long time, although I did log on here a couple of times from ...

Yeah, great poem. The flow/rhythm is good, as said above. The rhyming...ah, I don't know. Some rhyming parts just seem awkward. Neon brings, “A deadly bite” Why is there a ...

I lost a bet... (See locket/necklace)

Jackass Number 2 *** (out of four) Okay, so its pretty clear that Jackass 2 won't be winning an Oscar any time soon, but if there was an award for ...

Ach nein, I drop my stroodel. Ahem...Hitler imitation. But I went from Adolf, to Vienna Art Institute, to watercolors, to china, to gunpowder.

Jeff Beal, Paco de Lucia (one of the greatest guitarists evah) and Jack Johnson are awesome. A little acoustic Zeppelin never hurt anyone either (Four Sticks, Gallows Pole).

Quite entertaining. The chorus does seem pretty annoying, but it depends on what kind of music genre it is. It reminds me of the Butthole Surfers (thats a compliment, by ...

But dude...they have Beast Wars! I totally remember that show. These are awesome. The Zeppelin font kinda sucks though. The one from 'The Song Remains The Same' is way better.

I know why it said 'Dedicated to Johnny Ramone' in the credits now. It turns out that Johnny Ramone introduced Nicolas Cage to the original film.

I don't really know why (almost) no one else understood it. I quite liked it, although I had to read it two times to understand it, but thats probably because ...

Yeh, Google has it too. And AOL has AIM Talk or something like that.

It's too graphic to describe, but you would need a corkscrew, some waffles, a shovel, Bob Saget, and the complete third season DVD of Monk.

Okay, then, why so many Asian girls? And they're always smiling...*shudders* Also, on 5, it says lighen. Yet (I think) it should be lighten...maybe.

Whoa, 6,000 points. Congrats, oh mighty fencer.