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For surprising me by saying that what I said was unpredictable

You get attacked by a group of feral stoats with rabies at the local gym.

Banned for understanding auto-correct.

Banned beaches it's the wrong word and I can't find a way to prove it :)

Nape

You walked into a rod which you thought was a pole, but was actually a bomb disguised as a pole.

True. Why am I so pedantic?

Banned for thinking 'inspite' was the right word.

(I'm so following you now) For always having something to say.

Banned for not thinking of using the right word.

For posting on the Randimosity forum.

True, I wasn't looking :) Banned for using 'inspite' instead of 'despite'

Nice :) 8/10, liked the poem,

Granted, but I'll terminate this forum when I leave. I wish SparklingGabbi would change her signature (it annoys me for some reason :( sorry)

Why did Sparkling Gabbi a) break the rules of the forum and b) not put a question mark on the end of her question?