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I've never seen Mulan, but my favorite Disney song is I'll Make a Man Out of You. :)

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Tea! I've finally found my people! Black tea is without a doubt my favorite, although it's a bit difficult to find good loose leaf here in the South, where tea ...

Thou impertinent clapper-clawed mumble-news!

I got the error message, too. :(

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They approached the hyena mortician and...

...when all of a sudden, the sausages came to life.

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Twilight: 12 (-1) Harry Potter: 67 Miley Cyrus: 35 Hunger Games: 58 Vampire Diaries: 47 YWS: 75 Pretty Little Liars: 40 X-Men: 52 Books: 57 Pigs: 51 Music: 67 (+1) ...

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Okay, but the language is comprised entirely of unpleasant bodily sounds that earn you dirty looks and comments whenever you speak it in public. I wish I could eat cherries ...

@unknown391625 Rules: 1. No copyright What does this mean? I certainly hope that there's copyright, or else anybody could steal my story and take credit for it! :( Please explain ...

Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story Ravencial knew Jimmy Bob was different from the other boys at school. She noticed it the very first time she laid eyes on him - ...

Granted! But upon finding out that it will only result in terrible tragedy, you go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental asylum. Bit of a ...