cleverclogs

Granted, but you find out that everyone hates you. I wish I could have orchestra both semesters.

10/10 I've always loved your avvie.

Doter

9/10 I like user quotes in signatures.

5/10 I don't know what it is, and it could use more colors.

Granted, but the resulting paradox destroys the entire universe. I wish summer vacation lasted longer.

Granted, but when you tell people about it, they think you're crazy and throw you into an asylum. I wish I didn't have to wear rubber bands (like with braces).

Granted, but your mouse is now a live mouse that you have to drag around to control your cursor. Have fun. I wish it was winter so it could snow.

Dotted

Potter

I agree with TheCatchphrase. I think that @AlexSushiDog posted after the wrong page. Following after "Letter"... Latter

6/10 Nice quote, but it could be touched up with the small caps or italics or something. Also, you username being in the signature is kind of random.

Granted, but it's infested with Vashta Nerada (from Doctor Who) because the books were made from their forests, and you're eaten by them. Sorry, couldn't resist :P I wish summer ...

Utter

Pepe as in "Le Pew", not "rare". Also, that weird white blob next to him is my leg, but you can't really tell due to my extraordinarily crappy camera. :smt001