cleverclogs

6/10 I like the quote but I feel like you could make do with a few less smilies at the bottom

I love food, I love HP, and I love being queer.

Granted, but you run into your future self while doing so and find that you've gone and gotten a really terrible haircut. The terrible haircut is now a fixed event. ...

5/10 too many words for a siggie, and could use some more pizzazz

cats school or work

8/10 yay punctuation! The green doesn't hurt my eyes like the yellow did, but it's still hard to read.

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and resents you for it. I wish spring break lasted longer.

7/10 the quote needs punctuation but it's pretty

Banned for having numbers in your username.

6/10 advertising

Granted, but it's way too loud and you go deaf. I wish my teeth didn't hurt.

Granted. You're now bald. I wish my cat would eat.

7/10 it looks a bit... off.

Granted, but you kill that character off. I wish my room could magically be clean.

9/10 cute panda