cleverclogs

A dog.

When I read your username, I think of caterpillars at first, but then I think about pickles in the second half. It kind of subverts my expectations XD

7/10 I like the quote and title and everything but maybe some small caps and centering and color will be prettier

6/10 I like the quote but I feel like you could make do with a few less smilies at the bottom

I love food, I love HP, and I love being queer.

Granted, but you run into your future self while doing so and find that you've gone and gotten a really terrible haircut. The terrible haircut is now a fixed event. ...

5/10 too many words for a siggie, and could use some more pizzazz

cats school or work

8/10 yay punctuation! The green doesn't hurt my eyes like the yellow did, but it's still hard to read.

Time

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and resents you for it. I wish spring break lasted longer.

7/10 the quote needs punctuation but it's pretty

Banned for having numbers in your username.

Grass

6/10 advertising