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I actually met Tony Blair once, a long time ago.[/random claim to fame] In my view, what he lacked was decent home policies: He gambled a lot on a bold ...

The difficulty is that the muslims are not just oppressing the women because they can - some of the women actively want to wear the veil. I've heard articulate women ...

Griffinkeeper and Misterwaffles XD But all of the concerns should be subservient to one thing - were all the pandas involved over 18? Actually, pandas are possibly the worst species ...

Yeah. I heard in the past month something like 245 people have died in accidents. But then, Russia has had problems for as long as anyone can remember, and the ...

The breath rasps in my lungs as I pound along the tarmac; no time to stop and duck into an alley for a few puffs on the inhaler in my ...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde Quite ironic given this topic.

Ok. This (almost) fits. I want to be with you for the rest of my life, and if you need me to I'll jump out of a plane for you ...

The village drunk in a fantasy faux-historical novel, his wits addled by war - an old man with white hair who dispenses wisdom and foolishness in equal measures to anyone ...

Hmm...a thoroughly modern novel, told perhaps through the differing mediums of txts and newspaper articles and journals, about an incredibly gifted yet socially inept musician who can only express him

Granted, you get your easy life...but at a terrible cost. With everything achieveable, you achieve everything within a few years, and spend the rest of your life dying of boredom. ...

OK sureal, I think I've fixed the paragraphing, and he now has a name... Sadly, the name is Jones. Because of the alliteration. Thanks for all the comments!

Right. First off, this isn't original. Sorry. Also, you don't count to 100, you count to 100 several times, your rhymes are lame, and... just.... WHY????

(If anyone's read my other stuff, I apologize. I just seem to have a bar-fixation these days. This is lighter satire of the fantasy genre as a whole) Some Bars… ...

w00t for streams of consciousness... I agree with chairman, except: Your logic is almost too abstract. Alright, it's in other fiction , so you can't be talking from your own ...

hmmm, shadowtwit... he is supposed to be omnipresent, so arguably he is within us. And if all answers lie in him, and he is within us, then all answers are ...