chocolatechipmuffin

Dear Just Me, Buy a cell phone. Super-glue it to your ear. If you don't want to talk to someone, hold up a finger and say "I'm busy." Oh, and ...

Dear chocolatechipmuffin, Remember me? You know, the girl you haven't written about forever? YOU LEFT ME AT A FREAKIN' CLIFFHANGER FERCHRISSAKES!!! I mean, I can cope with the terrible life ...

The Rule Everyone must take gym. The Reason It keeps the fat kids in shape. The Truth Gym teachers belong to a secret agent organization that is constantly looking for ...

"A pen, maybe. I like to write poetry. Or maybe my worry stone, which is actually a shell I picked up on the beach a few years ago. No, probably ...