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Dear Gen, I just want you to know that I think you're awesome. I really, really do. I honestly don't know how I would've gotten this far (especially this month, ...

Because they don't want you to see the table with nothing on it. It's bad for your eyes. LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How often is once in a blue moon?

3 hours. Why? were you planning a vacation there? I'd suggest Iceland. It's very green there. How come tehy named Apple computers after a fruit if you're not supposed to ...

Your ears are bleeding because the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks stabbed you with theri...uh...horns... Raise your hand if you got that allusion. How come Dorothy went to see the Wizard because, because, ...

OMGZ, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!! Nah, purple skies are always good. How much trouble would I get in if I gave my teacher a pre-addressed cardboard box, to Mr. L. Satan ...

(sorry bout that, but you didn';t answer my question, either.) Because your stories are scared of publicity, and are currently hiding behind the dancing elephant. Did people go up to ...

Because they're retards and don';t know that WE [clarinets] ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND... No, it's because other musicians are awesome, so they go play in symphonies and make big ...

No. It's me. :D Why do all band directors have some kind of mental disorder that tells them not to allow clarinets, the ultimate, awesomest jazz instrument, to play in ...

It's the secret code, so that everybody who's "in the know" can wow their friends by predicting the bad guy within the first thirty pages. Why are there no square ...

The Flamingus Muffinus theory, of course. Dum-dum. :P Who would win in a fair fight: Barney or Big Bird?

Is it wierd that I remember playing Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? on friends' computers? Because everyone else who does appears to be over the age of seventeen. ...

Now she knows

comic book that Oh, is there already a topic for a one-word post? Sorry.

Monkeys (I like the background, by the way.) Because we are all crazy little monkeys.

This is really more of a game...but...it's fun Each person posts three words. Your three words must continue from the last person's three words. (Obviously, someone will eventually end a ...