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Granted, but now you have no tognue, and are forced to eat your delicious food through a tube in your arm. Ha. I wish I had the motivation to do ...

(hon, wasn't that The Last Mimzy ??) A Spanish essay and poster have stolen my whole entire day.

I don't know if someone already said it, because I'm too lazy to read all the posts. For the first question: ... no idea. You had me at Def Jam. ...

(*coughs* Inkypoo, you weren't supposed to describe--err--one of your... characters , you were supposed to use...never mind, I s'pose the first thing that popped into your head...*sigh* It's still che

(Is that the Zusanne one? I think you should make Zuzu the name her relatives call her to bug her.) A girl, fifteen-ish, long, wavy brown hair, beautiful, oddball, perhaps ...

Granted, but he licks it first, and then shoves it down your throat. You promptly contract whatever nasty disease he had, as well as oral herpes. Haha. I wish I ...

The Count of Monte Cristo, because everything turned out alright for him. Or maybe Pride and Prejudice, because they lived in a world without serious problems, and because Elizabeth is ...

Saturday, and I Feel somewhat lost without my Friends, somewhat alone.

Granted...but the wish-granting fairy can't understand you, so she gives you a pony, which proceeds to chew up your mattress and poop on your computer. I wish I could get ...

Granted, now you read so fast that there's nothing else for you to read and you have to wait long periods of time for more books to come out because ...

Well, I don't have 20/20 vision, but I have 19/20, or something like that. It's such a tiny difference, the optometrist said I didn't need to bother with any of ...

(She actually did catch me with the syrup. Or rather, with part of a pancake dipped into the left-over syrup. Oops.) Granted. Your room is already clean, because you are ...

Granted, but you stare into your computer so much, you go blind, and can never read again, as you never could get the hang of Braille. I wish my mom ...

Isabella (after the ten from the Bible): I. Thou shalt watch over thy family, and defend it from all evil II. Thou shalt not complain about Commandment I. III. Thou ...

Granted. You are a hobo on the dirtiest street in New York City, in the cleanest cardboard box the world has ever seen. At night, the other hobos come and ...