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A woman of Greek descent, has an oval face and dark hair cut to frame it, blue eyes the color of the sea, beautiful all around, kind personality, but has ...

I will name my first child (if it's a girl) Claire, after a friend of mine who is also a writer, and really awesome. Either that, or Sarah, after a ...

A woman (African) who died, unknown, uncelebrated. The main character makes a discovery that involves her, and travels to Africa to uncover the past behind this mysterious woman. Let the ...

I love comedians, but when I need news, I don't want Jon Stewart, I want the news. When I don't need news, I watch Scrubs, Friends, and other comedy shows, ...

(The last name comes from the Portuguese words ink and queen , since I couldn't find baroness . Laury is basically Baroness Ink, and I decided to have fun with ...

Granted, but your English teacher assigns you a fifty-page research paper, due the day after Nationals quals., which are tomorrow. The paper counts for seventy-five percent of your grade this ...

Erm...I'm getting a picture of the talking clock from Beauty and the Beast , the Disney movie. (I have an illustrated book with beautiful ppictures, but that's beside the point) ...

Gross! I'm fifteen! I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have children at my age! *looks up law* Oh, only if the guy's three years older. But that's still nasty!! I'm ...

The colon in there for some reason pushes me away from it, it reminds me of titles like "Anxiety: the Horror of Adulthood or the Cause of Childhood Suicide?" (which ...

*sounds out the word "terminally"* Dude, isn't that when you, like...die? That is so not cool... Oh! I did a charity event one time for these kids with, like, cancer... ...

Why would I want to be led? I make my own decisions, I blaze my own trail, and no bubblehead movie star is going to steer me off my course. ...

(First of all, if you ever end a story that way, I will come after you with a chainsaw. "Oh, it was a dream" makes me REALLY REALLY mad.) "Come ...

Raggedy Ann gets a sex change. :P Paul Vondraak Inkypoo isn't allowed to answer.

Granted, but the only way you can remember them is to repeat them over and over again, nonstop, forever and ever. You then choke to death on a grape because ...

I'm never alone. There are always papparazzi following me, or fangirls, or other annoying people. I guess...when I'm really alone, which doesn't happpen much, I... go talk to someone. What ...