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*smacks* No, you split it, then, before the other person starts, in a slightly said tone, you say "I love ice cream...I haven't had it in so long...*sigh*" and then ...

(sorry bout that, but you didn';t answer my question, either.) Because your stories are scared of publicity, and are currently hiding behind the dancing elephant. Did people go up to ...

Granted. You have no internet access. I wish I were a better clarinet player...

(yeah, that's what I was thinking of, too. I saw it once or was not so good.) Sounds like a racy play, but, on closer inspection, love between two actors. ...

This techer will be the death of me, and he will enjoy killing me. With his Arial font, and his "proper headings, or else," he'll kill me.

Sorry. I fixed it. Next topic is knee socks.

Because they're retards and don';t know that WE [clarinets] ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND... No, it's because other musicians are awesome, so they go play in symphonies and make big ...

Um... I'm thinking Castle in the Sky...it's not a good image...I'm thinking...a flood? The clouds are raw because they rained so much? I'd read the inside jacket, the first few ...

Granted. You wish you could marry one of the Ghostbusters, and spend your life pining away at the window, after receiving a letter from one of the actors' managers, which ...

No. It's me. :D Why do all band directors have some kind of mental disorder that tells them not to allow clarinets, the ultimate, awesomest jazz instrument, to play in ...

It's the secret code, so that everybody who's "in the know" can wow their friends by predicting the bad guy within the first thirty pages. Why are there no square ...

There it was. The proof she'd been looking for. For so many weeks, she'd ached to know the truth. Here it was. Undeniable, indestructible. A photograph, both of them together, ...

The Flamingus Muffinus theory, of course. Dum-dum. :P Who would win in a fair fight: Barney or Big Bird?

Granted. You drop the battery in the ocean, and have to replace it with a crappy one. Years after your death, a whale is beached, and is not saved. When ...

The sun shines brightly on two girls, talking, laughing, bells chiming lightly in their voices, echoing down the sleepy street. They speed away on flashes of color, pedaling hard, each ...