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This one might be my sig, I'm not sure... Lady Something-or-Other: "Winston, if I were your wife, I should put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "Madam, were I your husband, ...

It's obvious you're trying to make a poignant ending, to say something important about your brother, and his drinking, and your relationship with your family. But somehow, it just wasn't ...

I am having a fantasy about cute boys sitting next to me.

Dear Gen, I just want you to know that I think you're awesome. I really, really do. I honestly don't know how I would've gotten this far (especially this month, ...

8/10, cause it's cool, and kind of random, but also kina says something about you.

Ummm...the daughter of Yoko Ono...or a woman who had an affair with John lennon, or the daughter of a single mother who raised her children to have morals like John ...

The leaves fall perfectly, the way you always see in movies and pictures, it's cliché, but when you see it in real life, it's breathtakingly beautiful. They swirl gently around ...

Because they don't want you to see the table with nothing on it. It's bad for your eyes. LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How often is once in a blue moon?

Maybe about an ambulance driver? Not that I don't have faith in ambulance drivers/paramedics...Maybe about someone who almost dies, then is saved in the ambulance, is trying to find the ...

3 hours. Why? were you planning a vacation there? I'd suggest Iceland. It's very green there. How come tehy named Apple computers after a fruit if you're not supposed to ...

Your ears are bleeding because the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks stabbed you with theri...uh...horns... Raise your hand if you got that allusion. How come Dorothy went to see the Wizard because, because, ...

OMGZ, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!! Nah, purple skies are always good. How much trouble would I get in if I gave my teacher a pre-addressed cardboard box, to Mr. L. Satan ...

9/10 because I like the poem, but I also like funny signatures better...not that mine's funny.

(Your piccy isn't showing up for me. Can anyone else see it?)

*teehee* Sarcastic teenage girl is the main character, all about middle school powere struggles between the cliques...maybe she gets something in the mail that tips the balance...OH! Maybe she meets ...