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  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    We have an impromptu garden. So Pandy’s soul doesn’t harden. But the plants are sick, And this wee little prick, Definitely won’t get a pardon. Thanks to those that helped ...

    Apr 11, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    Pandiferous likes a good read, And mostly he does it with speed. But how should I voice, That this particular choice, Has trouble almost guaranteed.

    Apr 11, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    I never thought he’d have a friend. It was certainly something I didn’t intend. But our little chappy, Seems entirely happy, And that’s something to commend.

    Apr 11, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    Even the evilest of pandas can tire, Since all they do is conspire. And so with a heavy head, He went to bed, And declared a temporary cease fire,

    Apr 11, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    There's something in his eyes that say run, Some would say they could stun. But on this particular occasion, I was of the persuasion, This panda is scariest with a ...

    Apr 7, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    Pandiferous had an existential crisis. About what the meaning of life is. He found some mulled wine, Had a little recline, And found the answer allusive.

    Apr 6, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    It was time for some weekly laundry, A task I didn’t take to fondly. But then what should appear, A face to instil fear, The bear who would make a ...

    Apr 5, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    For Easter I was given a bunny. A Lindt one destined for my tummy. But when I wanted it the most, I didn’t come close, Because Pandiferous thought this was ...

    Apr 4, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    His name was Pandiferous the Splendid, But he didn’t do what normal bears did. He crept here and there, Appeared out of nowhere, And that wasn’t where it ended.

    Apr 4, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    I once was given a present, It wasn’t particularly pleasant. With big green eyes, And no moral ties, A panda of questionable descent.

    Apr 4, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    There once was a girl who didn’t poem, Or did but didn’t show 'em. Then she had friends, Who threw several pens, And she figured let’s give it a go ...

    Apr 4, 2015
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Leave All Seriousness at the Door

    (I'm late but was somehow convinced this would be a good idea)

    Apr 4, 2015
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Should Scotland leave the UK?

    I'm paying today for staying up and waiting for the results to come in. But am happy with the result! Now we've just gotta hope that Westminster lives up to ...

    Sep 19, 2014
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Should Scotland leave the UK?

    Funny how I find this topic on the eve of discovering the result! I live in Scotland and I voted no. This is largely based on how it would negatively ...

    Sep 18, 2014
  • Lounge, The Re: How young must these young writers be?

    I don't know what @StellaThomas is talking about. I'm a spring chicken!

    Jan 29, 2014


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