WinnyWriter

"He/she/they aren't worth their weight in q-tips!"

Caffeine? Where's the caffeine? I could use summa that! I'm going to be staying up all night robbing everyone in the next town over!

Storytime with Scary Larry

Yes.

. . . that unless my tomatoes were ripe, . . .

You should follow me because sometimes I get on a review streak of sorts, and I tend to leave reviews of pretty decent length and content, if I do say ...

Fortunately, they were able to make a better one out of old reindeer antlers.

Hm, I think I am imagining you with mid-length brown hair, kinda casual clothes, maybe plaid shirts....

Walk up to the counter as if to order, then start really loudly spouting off some cryptic "prophecy" concerning the restaurant, the employees, etc. Especially if it includes their food ...

Oh, I love this question. A while ago in a group chat on a similar topic, I determined that I'd be a character who wanders the streets wearing dark cloaks ...

Carry in a casket and start performing a funeral.

Fortunately, the elves, who are experts at making and fixing toys, also happened to be able to fix up Santa's broken leg.

"Looks like he's dead. Good. I like them better that way." -me

Dentist of the Hoagies

Fortunately, the nightmares contained clues about real life crimes and the kids were able to solve them,