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  • Writing Activities Re: Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

    Daddy always said (insert some incredibly cliche platitude), and I (insert some "heartwarming" way in which the child takes these words to heart and does it literally). Most children's novels ...

    Mar 31, 2012


First you broke my moustache, now you break my heart.
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