WeepingWisteria

A man wearing a dark cloak grabbed her shoulder. "Excuse me? Can you stop for a moment?"

"Not even close. Some humans can lift a car. No human who can lift a car can crush a mountain."

"This is what would have happened if we didn't save you." The fake security guard cued another video.

"Yeah. Like..." She spread her arms wide. "This different."

"If you need more proof, just ask one of the many agents here to help you!"

"Stand back, he's on fire. I don't want the kids to see that." Doctor Quip fanned imaginary flames.

"A mountain and a car is a very big difference."

"So I hope you cooperate with our team to save you from this bad death!" The woman gave the camera a thumbs-up.

"How strong were you?"

"We know this because we're a time-travel agency who work hard to keep the timeline in order and save the world's greatest assets from fate!"

"Normal human. I could carry ten pounds."

"You would die die. Most likely in an excruciating way that takes away your chance at the afterlife!"

"So you were much weaker."

"Moving on! You're here on this ship because you were about to die in a very not nice way, leaving all of your amazing talents wasted!"

"Could you crush a mountain?"