WeepingWisteria

"Stand back, he's on fire. I don't want the kids to see that." Doctor Quip fanned imaginary flames.

"A mountain and a car is a very big difference."

"So I hope you cooperate with our team to save you from this bad death!" The woman gave the camera a thumbs-up.

Just waiting for my charrie to be accepted >.>

"How strong were you?"

"We know this because we're a time-travel agency who work hard to keep the timeline in order and save the world's greatest assets from fate!"

"Normal human. I could carry ten pounds."

"You would die die. Most likely in an excruciating way that takes away your chance at the afterlife!"

"So you were much weaker."

"Moving on! You're here on this ship because you were about to die in a very not nice way, leaving all of your amazing talents wasted!"

"Could you crush a mountain?"

"You may be asking if this is a recording, and I assure you it is!"

"So, weren't you much weaker?"

"You may be asking what is this, which I understand! It's scary to be on a ship full of strangers."

"You said you had no powers."