WeepingWisteria

"So you were much weaker."

"Moving on! You're here on this ship because you were about to die in a very not nice way, leaving all of your amazing talents wasted!"

"Could you crush a mountain?"

"You may be asking if this is a recording, and I assure you it is!"

"So, weren't you much weaker?"

"You may be asking what is this, which I understand! It's scary to be on a ship full of strangers."

"You said you had no powers."

"Welcome! You must be incredibly confused about what is going on." An image of a sultry looking blue-hair woman strolled across the screen. "Well, this video will explain exactly what ...

"What?"

"Kateee. Please start the videooo."

"Mountains vs. Cars. Which one sounds like the stronger population?"

"Please go sit in a chair while I fetch my wife." Arianna knocked on the ship doors. "Number 1 acquired. Start Operation Convince not to Yeet."

"Not nearly as bad as you."

"Yep!"

Arianna patted her arm. "I'm really sorry. That sounds terrible."