WeepingWisteria

Arianna stopped. "What?"

"We know."

"How?"

"Strawberry Shortcake, prankster fae."

"I mean how do you know something is meant to be?"

The woman giggled. "I'm Arianna. The two terrible helpers of mine are Ray and Vankous. And my wife is Kate and currently hiding."

"What's so bad about that?"

"Yeah, I know. I'm pretty lucky. She's also really hot."

"Yeah, at my old job there was a no fraternizing policy."

"Oh. Most wouldn't."

"She is the mother of elder gods."

"Oh! Nice. You allow co-workers to date?"

"My wife is also omniscient."

"Like romantically or just two people?"

"3:47 in the morning."