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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
Vendetta screamed, stumbling backward. “You! You’re talking!” The sword bobbed - nodded? - in the air. “I’m the Sword of the Rising Sun! But many mages have graced me with ...
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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
Vendetta closed the bottle, officially ending the spell. “I’m sorry it had to come to this. But I don’t want the sword to rip out your eye.” The giant plucked ...
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Vendetta sighed. “One last warning. Please, I’m not trying to be mean.” The giant shook his head. “No!” “Alright then, sir. You leave me with no choice.” They aimed the ...
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The sword started levitating again, glowing even brighter than before. Light shone from between the giant’s fingers. “I think you should give us your eye.” Vendetta let go of the ...
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Vendetta casually picked up the ketchup bottle, reading the spell to themself. The giant guffawed. “Their original burger is good. Their bacon burger. Their vegan burger is probably the best, ...
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The sword hummed, surging a bright light. The peridot gem glowed too. Maybe if they could distract the giant long enough, the sword might bond with the gem like it ...
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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
Vendetta followed along, approaching the giant. Vendetta smiled, trying their best to act natural. “Uh, excuse me?” The giant looked up. One eye was a normal, brown eye. The other ...
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Vendetta followed the sword’s lead, ignoring the strange glances they were receiving. “Okay, Mr. Sword. Where are we going?” The sword pulled them past the shops before stopping in front ...
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Vendetta looked around before pulling out the sword. “Okay, Mr. Sword. Let’s find your final piece.” The sword whispered again. It was slightly clear than before but still mostly unintelligible.
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“It’s a peridot gem! A very distinctive shade of green.” Vendetta tilted their head. “A green gem? On a sunrise sword? That doesn’t exactly fit.” “It totally does, silly!” Amy ...
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Vendetta followed, stuffing the now much larger sword in their bag. “Shouldn’t we have waited for Jospehinzo’s letter?” Amy shrugged. “He told me everything that I needed to know to ...
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Vendetta shook their head. “I want to leave the museum before we’re caught with a magic artifact and find the gem to complete this thing.” Amy sighed. “Alright. You want ...
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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
All at once, the sword stopped vibrating and started falling to the ground. Vendetta caught it by the handle. The hilt lost its rust, suddenly becoming a bright silver. “Did ...
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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
Amy held up a hand of confetti. Vendetta gently pushed her hand down. “We can’t make too much noise.” The hilt glowed even stronger, vibrating slightly in the case. The ...
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Re: I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)
Vendetta finally opened their stall. “Please. Before whoever Amy attacked wakes up.” Amy muttered something that sounded suspiciously like, “If they wake up.” Vendetta took out the blade again
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