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Amy shrugged. “He didn’t tell me about a magic bow.” She gasped, smiling even wider. “He wanted you to prove yourselves by truly bringing the sword to life!” Vendetta groaned. ...
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Dawn bounced. “I can wield myself! I’ll just hang around and give you pointers on your form! Together, we’ll be the greatest team.” Amy gasped. “How dare you say that ...
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Dawn looked around. Well, they certainly turned. Does it look at things? “But there are two siblings who set out on this quest. You need two weapons! And my sibling ...
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Vendetta screamed, stumbling backward. “You! You’re talking!” The sword bobbed - nodded? - in the air. “I’m the Sword of the Rising Sun! But many mages have graced me with ...
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Vendetta closed the bottle, officially ending the spell. “I’m sorry it had to come to this. But I don’t want the sword to rip out your eye.” The giant plucked ...
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Vendetta sighed. “One last warning. Please, I’m not trying to be mean.” The giant shook his head. “No!” “Alright then, sir. You leave me with no choice.” They aimed the ...
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The sword started levitating again, glowing even brighter than before. Light shone from between the giant’s fingers. “I think you should give us your eye.” Vendetta let go of the ...
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Vendetta casually picked up the ketchup bottle, reading the spell to themself. The giant guffawed. “Their original burger is good. Their bacon burger. Their vegan burger is probably the best, ...
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The sword hummed, surging a bright light. The peridot gem glowed too. Maybe if they could distract the giant long enough, the sword might bond with the gem like it ...
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Vendetta followed along, approaching the giant. Vendetta smiled, trying their best to act natural. “Uh, excuse me?” The giant looked up. One eye was a normal, brown eye. The other ...
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Vendetta followed the sword’s lead, ignoring the strange glances they were receiving. “Okay, Mr. Sword. Where are we going?” The sword pulled them past the shops before stopping in front ...
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Vendetta looked around before pulling out the sword. “Okay, Mr. Sword. Let’s find your final piece.” The sword whispered again. It was slightly clear than before but still mostly unintelligible.
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“It’s a peridot gem! A very distinctive shade of green.” Vendetta tilted their head. “A green gem? On a sunrise sword? That doesn’t exactly fit.” “It totally does, silly!” Amy ...
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Vendetta followed, stuffing the now much larger sword in their bag. “Shouldn’t we have waited for Jospehinzo’s letter?” Amy shrugged. “He told me everything that I needed to know to ...
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Vendetta shook their head. “I want to leave the museum before we’re caught with a magic artifact and find the gem to complete this thing.” Amy sighed. “Alright. You want ...
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