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“Collectors can live anywhere.” Vendetta dodged a falling piece of wood. “Even in places like this.” Amy wrinkled her nose. “The Great Josephinzo’s headquarters are much better than this.
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“So, since you’re independent sentient weapons, how does bonding with us work?” Dawn vibrated. “Simple! We travel alongside you as friends, nonviolently conquering evil foes. But whoever we’
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The magical group with no name stepped into a dark alleyway. Rats could be heard squeaking in the shadows. Carter looked around in awe. “I’ve never been to New York ...
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“At least it’ll be bright enough to see!” Vendetta chuckled nervously. Amy grinned. “And it’s a lot closer to the Great Josephinzo’s headquarters! We’re almost home!” Carter gasped.
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“Okay, Dusk. Can you feel your quiver at all?” Dusk hummed. “The quiver is a bit harder to find. My arrows are sentient, and they’ll be stronger once we find ...
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Vendetta hummed in sympathy. “Come on, y’all! Just one last thing.” Amy shook her head. “I’ve said yes to two side missions. We need to return to the Great Josephinzo ...
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Amy poured. “It’s almost night! We need to get back to the Great Josephinzo. Can’t we get your quiver another day?” Dusk twisted in disagreement. “No! How would you feel ...
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Someone screamed in the room behind the counter. Six arrows, each a different shade of purple, zoomed past the officer’s head and towards Dusk. Dusk gasped. “My children!” The arrows ...
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Dusk scoffed. “You heard me! I’m a legendary bow and you have my magic bows!” The guy behind the counter sighed. “Which one of you is controlling the bow?” “No ...
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Vendetta looked at their phone. “Yep! This is the place.” Dusk bobbed. “Great news! I shall go inside and claim my arrows.” Amy bounced on her toes. “How are you ...
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The group stepped on to the Las Vegas strip, with no police station in sight. Vendetta whipped out their phone. “Ugh! The portal dropped us almost three miles from the ...
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“Well, you’re going to very soon! As soon as we figure out how to find Dusk’s quiver and arrows.” Vendetta started pacing, as their phone dinged. They whipped it out. ...
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“Josephinzo does have amazing magic. He might be able to help!” Vendetta narrowed their eyes. “I’m sure he could find anything he wanted to.” Dawn scoffed. “With all due respect ...
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Vendetta chuckled nervously. “Uh, no, Carter. We’re going to use a portal.” They glanced at Dusk “Once we find out where to go.” Dusk hummed. “How did you find me ...
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Vendetta chewed on their lip nervously. "Uh, Carter, would your mom mind you taking a road trip. She wanted you back soon, and I can't promise anything." Carter rolled their ...
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