WeepingWisteria

Amy giggled. "Malacoda is a vampire, silly! When are vampires most active?" Vendetta hissed. "That feels a little... offensive. There are many vampires in L.A, and they're not murderous night-dwellers

Amy waved to Josephinzo. “The Great Josephinzo! We’ve returned! With a magic sword, a magic bow, and a new recruit!” Carter waved. “Hi!” Josephinzo muttered. “You weren’t supposed to get

Amy was the first to step out of the portal. “Welcome adventurers, weapons, and Carter to the great HIGH WIZARD WANNABES HEADQUARTERS!” She giggled. “Isn’t it amazing?” The “great HEADQUAR

They nodded. “Yeah. Just like that. And then your camera has this burst of light where the camera is.” Xe joined Sadie. “It’s something about how the camera records and ...

Alex froze. “You still have your phone right? People say that if you turn on selfie mood and sweep your camera around the room, camera lens cause this glint on ...

Vendetta blinked. “So you just joined the WANNABES, right? Like you’re new there?” Dawn hissed. “Oh sweetie, I certainly hope so. That’s painful otherwise.” Dusk bobbed in agreement. Amy f

You’re all good! XD. No worries. Alex flinched. “Oh my god, probably.” The stood up and searched the ceiling. “How did we not think of that? Of course they’d be ...

Vendetta hummed in disapproval. “Hey, Amy? Do you have a cleaning spell?” Amy froze. “Well, you see-“ Dusk rushed up to her. “Come on. You keep talking about how great ...

“That’s it? I was expecting violence.” Vendetta side-stepped the old woman, scanning the walls for a quiver. Amy giggled. “No, silly! It’s just confetti!” The confetti started smoking. Dus

Amy held out a fistful of confetti, giggling madly. “I’d like to see her broom survive this!” Dusk bobbed in amusement. “Ah, yes. Paper. The world’s deadliest weapon.” Amy nodded. ...

Vendetta pulled Amy away from the door. “Nope. No fighting.” “We’re not selling anything! I am simply here to collect something that is mine.” Dusk smacked its tip on the ...

Dusk rushed to the door. “The Legendary Bow of the Setting Sun and company!” Vendetta smiled fondly. “By company they mean the prophesied heroes Vendetta and Valeri, The Legendary Sword ...

“Collectors can live anywhere.” Vendetta dodged a falling piece of wood. “Even in places like this.” Amy wrinkled her nose. “The Great Josephinzo’s headquarters are much better than this.�

“So, since you’re independent sentient weapons, how does bonding with us work?” Dawn vibrated. “Simple! We travel alongside you as friends, nonviolently conquering evil foes. But whoever we’

The magical group with no name stepped into a dark alleyway. Rats could be heard squeaking in the shadows. Carter looked around in awe. “I’ve never been to New York ...