WeepingWisteria

"Yes! I hope so. Do you mind if I give you a short test to make sure you're up to the task?"

"I'm Arianna, the new lawyer."

"That doesn't make you seem more like a real security guard."

"You have... multiple badges?"

Arianna held out her hand. "Nice to meet you!"

"The Gouda-ss of Cheese."

Arianna put on her best smile.

"No one is named that."

"Can I meet her?"

Arianna shook her hand. "Good, good. Is your partner here?"

"Yeah, that's not real."

"Show me, then."

"Hello, I'm Arianna, the new lawyer for the Planetary Destruction Fraud case."

Arianna stood up straighter, clearing her throat.

"I need a badge or something."