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  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    "You can say that..." Edward glanced away for a second. Then Jacob hyperlly exclaimed, "Hah!! You admit it, you fairy!! Muahhahaha!" "NO!!!It's not what you think!!" Edward tried to salvage ...

    Mar 18, 2010


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