Me, Myself, and I
I'm a skilled, trained professional in sarcasm and will use it in ways you are not accustomed to that could cause you to risk your sanity and/or health as a result. Don't believe me? Try me. And please consider half of what I say is to not be taken seriously, such as what I just said. But anyway, let's get down to business. You know what I'm talking about. The writing. Most of my works will probably vary in genre between sci-fi, mystery, comedy, and action. I may read an actually horror just because, but I don't go as far as writing one. As for romance, you aren't really going to find that in any of my pieces. So if you're big on that and all, you're out of luck here.
Occupation
Quiet. It's a secret....