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What? Someone mentioned Paolini and Spielberg in the same sentence? Joking aside, I'm seriously shocked.

Chapter Five ‘I like fighting… it is knightly.’ --The Wart ‘I am a mole, and I live in a hole.’ I rubbed the soft cloth over the leather bridle in ...

Jeez. More originality from the wonder boy author. Nurse, fetch the paddles. I think the patient's heart just stopped.

Chapter Three Another bump. This time, it was me hitting my head on the ground. The ground was hard and seemed to resent my hitting it. ‘Ow!’ I sat up, ...

Chapter Twelve: Dandyprat ‘You know, Kit, you’re lookin’ almost fat .’ ‘I ain’t!’ I said in alarm. ‘Am I?’ ‘Definitely rounder ’bout the edges, like.’ Wiggins grinned, showing

But, being American, I must ask: Who's the Tenth Doctor? ... The Tenth regeneration of Doctor Who. David Tennant. Sa? Thanks for commenting, both of yawls. :)

Chapter Two There was an argument. Very heated. It involved a lot of shouting and broken promises and ended up with both parents talking together in the kitchen, and me ...

Chapter Eleven: Fair Play Bird was dead. The news left me feeling cheated, somehow. I had wanted to see him brought before Mr Holmes and the police in rags and ...

Chapter Four ‘They came, the birds flighting the dark, Hundred on hundred, a king’s army. They landed on the water, a fleet of ships, Of king’s ships, proud with silver, ...

I think this video may help the Clover-dog question. ^_^ Thanks for reading, both!

Chapter Three ‘War! Huh-yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Uh-huh.’ –Edwin Starr ‘What say you, your majesty?’ The unfamiliar honorific no longer sounded strange; the Kioni emiss

*blinks* Gee, I'm seeing pink elephants...

Chapter Ten: Marengo ‘Where do you put your fingers?’ ‘Here. You do not always have to use the bow – you can use your fingers to pluck the strings as ...

Chapter Nine: In The Eye of the Beholder “Tell me tomorrow,” Mr Holmes had said. So I did. When I woke up, Doctor Watson was drawing back the curtains. Holmes ...

Ah, Snoink, I'm sure we all wish you much happiness with your Oink. ^.~