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The M/C's a boy? Called Jessie? Erm, I think you mean "Jesse". *checks* Ok, you can have that spelling as well, but I still think it might be kinder to ...

There's an Expert on torture ?

Lol, very good! :D

Apparently, Icaruss, Hitler was a wonderfully inspirational speaker, and his paintings were pretty good, too.

I love the last bit of advice. It's so fun when characters talk back to you. Especially if you have, like, ten on the go at once and you can ...

Lol - still it's nice to be supported by reactions, sa? And you're purple! Congrats on the romance scene as well. I have no idea how I'm going to get ...

It felt like giving birth. How do you know what...?

There, see? :D All in your head. And as to the climax, if it stinks, (hey, it won't) then there's always rewriting. Practically nothing's perfect first time round.

Tips from people whom I know know what they're talking about. For someone to write a "How To Write A Novel" book without having written several novels themselves and had ...

You don't have to have any. I'm like halfway through a book now, and apart from the fact that he's six foot three with a small scar on his arm, ...

Write a letter to Andrew Lloyd Webber. Watch the classics. And, gaw, that's so ambitious it's scary. Though that might be because music plays tricks on my frontal lobe.

Suckitude is all in your head unless it's in your liver, in which case you're dead.

Naow! Change Ian if you must, but not Jake. Yeah, I suppose there are a lot of Jakes out there, but it doesn't matter. (Heck, how many Ravens are out ...

I focus too much on dialogue Write a play.

There's always one. Or two, if you come from Zazu's family. Always someone ready to pick out your mistakes and tell them to All and Sundry. All will come and ...