Twit

Can I join?

Bye! Have a good time!

*coughcough* What's a PDF? How does all this work? Squills is a magazine, right? How do I submit my novel? Why is this happening? *has a nervous breakdown*

You don't think about being correct when speaking. When I speak, I drop my aitchies, gs, ts and ds all over the place, say words in what might pass for ...

*Gazes enviously* I need to crit harder. :D

Another home-schooléd one! Great job on getting in!! Hope it all goes fine! :D -Twit

Uh, yeah, it's a story about birds. Great. All fine and dandy, fantasmagorically FAN-tastic. So where is it? Sheesh, how can I crit a thing if the thing isn't there ...

3/10 Sounds appalling, but my first reaction was like, should I care? Unless you're talking about Jack Sparrow, which somehow, I doubt you are.

Should I know who you are?

Maybe cos no one's really taking it seriously. Okay, enter ego here. I consider myself not stupid. And I'm a Christian. I know another girl, and she's not exactly deep. ...

Hehe, this is such a weird topic.

Where am I? The loony-bin, Ofour. Clearly the loony-bin. Most tastefully decorated too, all the padding in these cells.

ALL HAIL THE RANDOMNESS OF RANDOMITY! Hail, Randomness, we who are about to go mad, salute you! Who is the Pat Buchanan bloke anyhow??

And to bring up scalping is horribly ignorant and shows you stereotype in an disgusting and embarrassing manor. Dude, I was talking about what they did do. The stereotypes musta ...

i consider the only way to be immortal is to go down in history, hopefully as Mark Twain, my idol did. Key word there: idol. We have to have something ...