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Lying on the sofa, enormously fat, surrounded by cake crumbs and dirty plates, with the laptop on my stomach.

Yeah, that was 50/50 I was thinking of. I only saw it once, and it got cut off before the end.

A giveaway that I've noticed is when in historical novels set in England, the authors refer to the "sidewalk" and "trash".

8/10 W00t for feminism. ^.^

Big UK blob! o.0

Are the pinky looking things intestines or fingers? Either way, it looks Photoshopped. *has not been waiting ages to quote xkcd*

"Retard" sounds ugly, even when referring to a genuinely mentally-disabled person. Having freedom of speech doesn't mean that you can say whatever you want, even if it's offensive.

So, If I should die unexpectedly, some of you might get an email requesting you finish some of my unfinished business. If you decline I'll haunt you. Very Caspar. :lol: ...

... Who'd know? The only way you might be able to tell that something wasn't normal would be if the person hadn't been active for months, and even then you ...

:shock: :D I'd throw salt only it would probably hit someone in the eye and I'd end up getting chased by an angry mob... I do hope it goes well! ...

4/10 Ai yi yi. I can not haz demons, plz?

*cowers* Be prepared for rain and capricious weather. :wink:

But if you don't pay them, what do they get out of it? I'd have thought that a place where you have to pay sounds less suspicious than a place ...

Really, Saint? Oh.

Hey, Brian. While the theme of a book is important, it's worthwhile to consider your readers. Viz - make sure that they can understand it. We have grammar and punctuation ...