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Much as it pains me, I must second Pork. ^~ But hi! Welcome back. :)

The ads do serve a purpose. They help pay for the site, so they're actually very necessary. :) **LOCKED**

4/10 Meh. It's all right, a bit overthetop.

*burbles* I bet I would have got some of those. :D (easy to say now, but I still bet I would have :P)

he doesn't even speak English (I'm thinking he would have probably spoken Latin, being Romano British-if anyone could confirm this it would be greatly appreciated). Which legends are you going ...

I never have spare change.

2/10 Ew. You should clean the place a bit better.

10/10 :D

To win NaNoWriMo

That is so amazing. *copies and pastes and saves* Edward's toenails. Bella's heart. *implodes with laughter* I think the apple is supposed to be a reference to the garden of ...

Coolbeanses covered in awesome sause! :D

10/10 W00t for Woot.

Also Stepanie Meyers Vampires don't make sense to me she says that ALL there fluids are replaced with vampire venom. *SPOILER* But then it wouldn't be possible for Bella to ...

"Well, see, there's this boy, and he and I were seeing each other for several months, and then we went out together, and the hay looked so inviting, and now... ...

Take a look at your perfect world! I think this would be better and less overly dramatic if you took out the exclamation mark. What would you do if it ...