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9/10: Shrewd, but depressing. It links to your name, which is a mix of the comic and the classic, so add a bonus point of 0.5. 2/10: Spamspamspamspamspamspam... *turns into ...

Grapes of Wrath was so boring I didn't finish it. I got half way through, and all that happened was that these dudes made a fire, whined about life, found ...

I'm not entirely sure about the 18th century, but it can't have been too different from the 19th century, and they were actually quite mature then. More naive about some ...

4/10 Um. All right. Sounds like The Last House on the Left, which is one of the most boring titles ever. I probably wouldn't pick it up. It doesn't give ...

7/10 LOL, quite funny. The immaturity of the gods was good, although perhaps a touch over the top. The listing of names at the beginning ("Demeter, Hestia, Poseidon, Hades, and ...

9/10 The description threw me off a little at first, but once it got going, it was good. The humour really drew me in -- that, I think, more than ...

Makes me think of white coats and test tubes and vats of steaming chemicals in bright and unrealistic colours and the Joker. And the Creeper. And old movies with chemical-induced ...

10/10 :P

5/10 I'd read the next line to see what curious thing it was, but probably no more than that. Love stories are made of meh. ‘This is the tale of ...

2/10 *yawnbarfyawn* Why doesn't the light die with everything else?

Iosville. As stories go, this was really, really short and -- I have to say it, though it pains me none -- rather pointless. No point, dull, no rub, crux ...

O hai. :P When it came to the issue of sex, Mum and Dad supplied Vivian and me with the information. They gave us a couple of books to read ...

10/10 *Bambi voice* It's purty.

It can depend on who the kid spends a lot of time with. If they spend a lot of time with older people who don't talk down to them, they ...

-_- Oy vey.