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"I twiddle my fingers before a job. And I kind of toss spray cans about in my hands because they feel all cold and they smack in my hands." ~Ceri ...

Yo! I really, really enjoyed this. :) It was funny, original and I loved the Shrek-esque feel to it with fairytale characters taking on new roles. Just a few minor ...

Oe io. :) To be honest, I didn't like this that much. It was too fantasy-y for my liking -- dragons, weird names, inns, magic. It's been done so many ...

Guys, um, this is kind of closed. :mrgreen: This is the equivalent of a zombie; a walkind-dead thread, resurrected. Out of date. I'll complete the crits already requested, but the ...

Earlier (about nine-ish) I couldn't log in. I'd type in my details and hit the button or enter, it would do the loading thing but take me straight back to ...

O hai. ^^ I suck at reviewing and writing poetry, but the only way to get better is to practise so I'm afraid you're my guinea pig of the moment. ...

Those prices look exactly the same as they did a few months ago. :P

Link: Genre: Other Poetry Title: The Mad Psychiatrist Thanks! :D

Title: The Mad Psychiatrist Genre: Other Poetry Link: I know you said "very hesitantly", but I have no doubt you'll find plenty wrong with it. ^_^

I’m the mad psychiatrist. A shadow self lurking inside the pockets of the white coat, like a tiny black imp, twisted little mouth grinning, bent twig fingers pinching, digging deep. ...

I think you should squeeze a monkey in there somewhere.

Wow, my teacher completely copied Wikipedia. How does an extended metaphor work, though?

I've been given the task of writing something using a poetic conceit. A conceit is like an extended metaphor and "invites the reader into a more sophisticated understanding of an ...

O yo. ^_^ Well, I don't particularly like your interpretation of the Lady of the Lake, but that's just me. Otherwise, this was well written! Just a few things: A ...

Tangled ball of wool