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"Surely normal is subjective? My normal may not be your normal, his normal sure ain't hers, and Life Rocks, Actually." ~the Raven "In your opinion, of course." ~Fal. "No, it ...

Michael J. Fox is about five foot three inches, and he's well known for being short. Same with Ronnie Corbett -- he's five foot, one and a half inches tall.

“Are you okay?” -_- Anachronistic, much? The woman was fair-skinned, with long, silver waves cascading down her shoulders. Since when did anyone out of Middle Earth have silver hair? Her ...

during the summer you see legs. you see sweat on calves, the deepness of a girl’s skin. you can look at her and exaggerate the roundness of her breasts, and ...

I'm ready! Well, ready as in really excited, but I have only a very, very vague idea for a plot. This will be my third year doing it!

That is so cool.

Hai! Poetry really isn't my strong point, but I'm trying to improve, so I'm afraid you're my guinea-pig. :wink: The main problem I had with this was that it was ...

Yo Bays! I’m not sure whether you’re continuing with this. You have quite a few threads left hanging but it could still work if you left it like this. However, ...

1/10 It's true, but rather boring. Besides, where'd we be without blonde jokes?

The Prestige by Christopher Priest Forrest Gump by Winston Groom Leave it to Psmith by PG Wodehouse The novelisation of Ladyhawke by Joan Vinge, I think?

Ah, yes, the Romanticness of living in another century when you didn't have traffic jams or health insurance, hustle and bustle or clean drinking water. Instead you had Mister Darcys ...

Depending on which genre it was under and what mood I was in, I might pick it up. It sounds a bit too title-ish, you know? A bit too clever. ...

Mm, points for sounding pretty, points for sounding suitably eccentric, minus points for mush, minus points for how it sounds, so 4/10

"Freedom. Freedom to breathe the fresh air, to live in a world unsupressed by a tyrannical society, freedom to make mistakes, freedom to fight, to love, to live, to be ...

O_O First off, this was incredibly, incredibly long. Split it up into shorter parts -- a lot, lot shorter. As it is, it's far too long and very off-putting to ...