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  • Research Archives Re: Tongues

    It would be difficult for someone to eat or drink with no tongue - they'd have to be careful they didn't swallow too quickly and choke themselves. They might end ...

    Mar 6, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Take no notice and climb into this box.

    Hey cool! I really like the Star Wars music, and the flute is my favourite instrument. What does the Imperial March sound like, I wonder? :D

    Mar 6, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Take no notice and climb into this box.

    If you see such a void, then you should act to fill it. Criticizing others for what you perceive is a bad review is not the way to go. Rather, ...

    Mar 6, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Take no notice and climb into this box.

    Gee, all that blurb about me seems to have been written ages ago. *beepbeepbeep* It was written ages ago. Oh-h. If you're clever, you can make a Moriarty "Oh" like ...

    Mar 6, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Life of a gymnast

    The ankle sounds painful...what's scar tissue zigackly?

    Mar 6, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Ask and you shall know! *snickers*

    What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? (I know both answers to that one, btw. :roll:) And one that will make you explode if you're a computer: ...

    Mar 6, 2007
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    Mar 3, 2007
  • Fanfiction Short Stories Re: Guess where this is from (parody)

    The Tell-Tale Heart by Poe, right? Is that Murders in the Rue Morgue - C.Auguste Dupin, Edgar Allen Poe? I don't get it because I havn't read much of his ...

    Mar 3, 2007
  • Fanfiction Short Stories Re: A Commodore's Tears

    [ “I’ll take that as a no. Do not try to console me on matters with which you are unfamiliar THAT was very Norrington-ish :lol: As to slash, it didn't ...

    Mar 3, 2007
  • Fanfiction Short Stories Re: Betrayal

    Hey, don't be too harsh you guys. Its very discouraging, reading blighting reviews. Maybe, Alanna if you rewrote the the poem in a different, more clearer way, but still retaining ...

    Mar 3, 2007
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Two Paces Wide, Four Paces Long.

    I don't know any German...well, apart from "hende hoch" "sprechen sie deutch" and "schnell" which I couldn't very well put in. :wink: :roll: And I don't know how to spell ...

    Feb 26, 2007
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Two Paces Wide, Four Paces Long.

    Thanx everyone for reading and leaving feedback! Grammer isn't my strong point, spelling isn't either, so thank you for pointing out my errors. :D

    Feb 26, 2007
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Two Paces Wide, Four Paces Long.

    Yeah, thanks for doing that. I'm not good at breaking it up, 'cos I can never see where a good break is. And I'm the one who wrote it! How ...

    Feb 23, 2007
  • Welcome Mat Re: Welcome New Members!

    I'm Gareth but I prefer to be know as Inkweaver since Gareth was the kitchen boy knight in Camelot whose Lady didn't like him. Hey, it wasn't Gareth's lady, it ...

    Feb 23, 2007
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Two Paces Wide, Four Paces Long.

    This is an idea I had got doing my History GCSE, and I that I wrote for my English GCSE Coursework. I know it looks a bit long... :roll: Comments ...

    Feb 23, 2007


And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
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