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Granted, but it breaks before you can use it. I wish I could sing in tune.

"EVERYTHING! Maybe that is an excess of hyperbole...being serious - how painful - being thrown in the fishpond when it's cold." ~The Raven What is your most precious possesion?

Because you're subseptible to madness. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Granted, but they mutiny and go on strike so you have to give them a pay rise. I wish I was a supremly successful novelist.

"Bounty hunter, hum?" *quickly counts up suspicious actions liable to give offence, but gives it up when the number gets over thirty-six* "Who're you bounty-hunter-ing now?"

I didn't see them...what section were they in?

Rewrite coming up...

"Hey, Trai-cathen, you meant my occupation? Well, fooling around, getting kicked around, sitting at the Queen's feet, playing rough-and-tumble with the dogs, trying to avoid getting permanently damage

No one. Sheesh, we don't have pop culture to reference to here! ~The Raven

Me? Make fun? I've had enough fun poked at the way I talk without poking fun at anyone else.

Oh. I have a strong stomach, but a very weak heart. Nope, actually that's the other way round. I like blood and guts in their proper place, which is safely ...

Someone having a smooch in your one, write me? Sorry...3/10. :?

It's interesting, but as Vixeyt said, as Matilda got older and was actually using her brain properally in school, she lost her powers, cos her brain was exercising itself when ...

Mike - Michael Wazowschi (or however you spell it, that's how it sounds) from Monster's Inc. :D 8/10, Jenna. It's nice and messy, but it's kind of pretty as well.

" Slash fest "? "Shucks"? "I figgered"? "yall kindly folks"? ...Man...*measures distance to the exit*... Well, anyways, welcome to YWS. I s'pose it depends on the type of horror that ...