Twit

with tomato ketchup

red woolly jumpers

Where's the question? What is your best feature (as in hair, eyes, etc.)?

Ahh, the thermals *fluffs up feathers*...but how exactly do you fly, blue-skinned one? You don't seem to have feathers, and feathers are a big part of flying. And did anyone ...

"Yes, just ignore her. And it is clearly an L. Just ask Traistal - the Raven always calls him Trai. She has to change everyone's name." ~Fal. *completely oblivious to ...

"Yes! The riskier the better!" ~Fal. "I don't mind a risk if there's one going." ~Kit "Oh no, no, no, no! The hybrid that doesn't take risks and runs away ...

That last quote of your's was so funny, Wiggy! :lol: "My wife and I knew twenty years happiness. Then we met each other." ~Can't remember who said that. "I slept ...

"A Froggie and a chive. Wouldn't you prefer garlic, Chive, darlin'?" ~The Raven "Raven..." ~Kit "Yep?" ~The Raven "Be. Quiet." ~Fal. "Oh, am I being annoying-slash-rude? Well, why didn't you ...

This confirms what I've always suspected without any research, and going completely by a picture I saw of him once: Oscar Wilde was 144. That is, he was drop-dead gross. ...

"I'm the one who does the entertaining normally, Chive. *turns double cartwheel, sits up begging, and sprawls backwards, grinning idiotically* Though a song would not go amiss. Can you sing, ...

But it ain't fine on heeeeeere, and here is where it counts! And perhaps a little less dialogue? Less dialogue, more description, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand............*whispers* more, more, more *shouts* SPAC

But it isn't fine on here! Look at it when it's on here, and edit it accordingly! (duh, duh, duh, duh, duh...) Sorry to keep on nagging, but you've gotta ...

" Za , absolutely out-the-window amazing. This is boring..." ~The Raven "No it ain- isn't ! If you're bored, go and insult someone else. You're just jealous 'cos there's another ...

This is from Wistaria Lodge : "One day, justice will come. That is as certain as the rising of tomorrow's sun..." And this is my irreverant aside: "Oh dear. Tomorrow's ...

Ooh, ooh! *waves arms frantically in the air* I demand Paolini's right thumb! I shall nail it above my door as a warning to other would-be copycat authors lurking out ...