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I write poetry worse than a Vogon, but thank for commenting! :)

You-you-you-you don't know what Star Wars is? Star Wars? *faints* Even my Star Wars-loathing elder brother knows what Star Wars is! Well, he'd have to know what it is, wouldn't ...

"Silence is golden, Rose'n'thorn. And no, Diploma, the peach was a metaphor. Have some more metaphor. Care for a slice of metaphor, my dear?" ~The Raven "I perfer similies. Though ...

Hmm, isn't that like finding a satsuma in your dressing gown pocket? Shouldn't it have a defined meaning? I prefer poems not to be too ambiguous. But, that's just me!

It sounds like it's going to be a story about abuse, all sorts of nasty things happening. Not my kind of thing, sorry. The garden was so bright, full of ...

"Oh, I don't know. Look at Treebeard. As he's in Middle Earth, I'm here, and you're there, that might prove rather difficult. But you ought to know what I mean. ...

"Oh, tree, tree! I'm a tree! I'm a tree! The Raven never shuts up, the Raven goes on and on and on and on and on and on and you ...

Romance. Gross. Masters of the Phoenix Warp and Woof

Some evil/great power that has lain dormant for centuries, and has now been awakened. It doesn't have much ooomph to it. I'm not too sure I'd read it. A Fool's ...

"You are very sympathizing, Tanny-boy. You know, I went through eye colour changes, family changes and role changes galore during the first few rewrites. I think I'm going to stay ...

"So. *grins* Diploma, you need to become well-rounded. Round all around. Like a peach. Soft, smooth, with no awkward worm-holes. Full of fullness and ripeness inside. Perhaps you're not fully ...

What's GT? 'Scuse my ignorance.

"What can you contribute to the coversation, Diploma? If it's something worth saying, then it's probally been said already. If it isn't something worth saying, then why say it?" ~The ...

"Hey, Tanny-boy. I'm from...well, London first, then Kiona, then someplace else, then I ended up in places I didn't even know existed. So, my present position is somewhat dubious. And ...

"Gimme some popcorn! Gimme, gimme, gimme!" ~The Raven "Sit down, you incomparably impolite half-breed! Down girl! Sit! Play dead!" ~Fal. "Really? *clutches at heart* Oh, the pain! Blade...of ice...thr