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Lumme. Pity party in full swing here. Seriously, I don't know what to say about either of you. Isn't this kind of stuff supposed to be private? (If you both ...

Chapter Four: Fish and Cats After that broken thread, I simply could not think what could happen next. Carry on looking for another brown-skinned bloke, I supposed. It was so ...

"Oh well, never mind about the job. Doesn't affect the state of the universe." ~Kallik "Oh, very sympathetic, Kalliko. *fills hands with flames* Look! Fire! Don't like fire, do you?" ...

Oh man, the rewrites and the chapter numbers are making this all confusing. Have I said this before? Sorry, anyway, the courtroom scenes sound very prof. Already I dislike Ortega. ...

I never write anything "bad" as a matter of principle. My parents haven't read much of my stuff anyway, but they're still supportive. :D My guidline in writing stuff is ...

The cave smelled slightly stale, cut off from the outside air. There were strips of meat hanging from the roof like severed fingers. The Ogre went to the back and ...

"Making friends. Learning new things." ~Rohsair "Being nice." ~Kallik "Not taking my temper out on other people, virtue wise." ~Kit "Sword-fighting." ~The Raven "Doing anything that requires a steady

"'The Raven' speaks for itself really. But my other name, my birth name, means 'oak'. And my Elven name means: flame-who-cannot-be-quenched. ." ~The Raven "In full, it means: Falcon-flying-high-and-se

**Hey, that's alright, TN. :D Kallik can be touchy. That was him talking, not me. :D ** "Oh, so now we're a group?" I demanded. "When did that happen?" The ...

Okay, the first lines set tiny little alarm bells ringng. This looks disturbingly like a LOTR-esque story. Wargs are direct from LOTR, dwarfs I suppose you can get away with ...

I smiled. "You made it icily clear, Elemantal. Another question: why?" "Why what?" "Why was it for him and not us? Oh, and, I don't know if you noticed, what ...

"Pretty good guess, my big friend," I replied, nettled by the Shapeshifter's condescending manner. "As a matter of fact," I turned my head sideways and caught the faint jingle of ...

"I've performed before royalty, although that wasn't on stage." ~The Raven "No! I'd be terrible on stage - I can't even lie convincingly, which isn't altogether a bad thing, I ...

"Now, that's pretty!" I exclaimed in all honesty. "How do you do that?" I reached out and lightly touched the icy blade. It was freezing cold, and glowed a faint ...

"So . . . " ~Fal. "Buttons on ice cream, see if they stick. And that's clothes buttons, not chocolate buttons, because if it was chocolate buttons, they would stick ...