Twit

Where am I? The loony-bin, Ofour. Clearly the loony-bin. Most tastefully decorated too, all the padding in these cells.

ALL HAIL THE RANDOMNESS OF RANDOMITY! Hail, Randomness, we who are about to go mad, salute you! Who is the Pat Buchanan bloke anyhow??

Robyn and Sunclaw wheeled about in the sky, dodging the beasts, slashing whenever at whatever they could. Sunclaw flung himself upside down and whirled around in a twist, avoiding a ...

And to bring up scalping is horribly ignorant and shows you stereotype in an disgusting and embarrassing manor. Dude, I was talking about what they did do. The stereotypes musta ...

"Inside joke, and not excrutiatingly funny anyway." ~The Raven "But if you consider what goes with it, it is! Out of context - meaningless, in its true surroundings - hilarious." ...

*Echoes bounce around the room, Look at the FAQs, the FAQs, the FAQS . . . * :) Hi, I'm the Twit. Don't hesitate to call me that, although quite ...

I say this with true honesty, and with the added delight of being able to quote with possibly no one noticing: that is beautiful. I live by the sea, and ...

Very pretty, Gyr! I especially liked the first eight lines. :D If I'm being critical, then it's with the word "fright'ning" in "fright'ning flash." I'd take out the " ' ...

**Hey, Jules, is Nark dead? I ask merely for information** I opened my hand and the amulet shone on my palm. Throughout the ride, I had clenched my fist very ...

"Nope! Only one Raven, and hey, no one has ever done what I've done, experienced what I've experienced. I'd never swop for someone less boring." ~The Raven "At times I ...

*claps* "Oh, whizz-whizz, sir!" ~The Raven *everyone stares* "Alaitha. Tannar. Surely no one's going to take it amiss if I - the super-rude, anti-authoritarian, never polite freak - is polite, ...

i consider the only way to be immortal is to go down in history, hopefully as Mark Twain, my idol did. Key word there: idol. We have to have something ...

I know what happens in it, cos I've read the novelization of the film, but I don't think I'll get to see it coz it's too violent. I saw the ...

I don't, and I'm not. I dislike the fact that there always has to be romance in a story/film. That's not always a bad thing, like Aragorn and Arwen, Will ...

"Am I missing something here?" ~Kit "Couple of brain cells, perchance?" ~Kallik "What's a wencher?" ~Kit "It is nice weather actually. I like it hot." ~Rohsair