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  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: A Drunk Paul Revere

    Lol, good ending. :lol: :wink: It was my third glass of ale and I gulped it feverously down , every drop. Weird word choice, and the "down" seems tagged on. ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Cal's Contest: TIOBS

    TIME AND PLACE: 1890s London 006. Blind ‘You don’t… look blind.’ ‘Half-blind,’ I snapped. ‘What’s a half-blind s’posed to look like, anyway? Hobbling around on a stick and begging?â€

    Mar 29, 2008
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: Short Story-ish

    As a character sketch, this is pretty good, but it starts out as a story, which makes it kinda confuzzling. The oil sizzled and crackled has I dumped in the ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: The Device

    I can't cut, slash or burn because I didn't understand a word of it. >.< I know that sounds awful, but I mean it in the nicest possible sense. To ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "Let's talk about how stupid everyone is!" ~the Raven "Um... what does your writer's avatar mean? Does she have some strange affection for the olive green crayon?" ~Clover "And I ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Bits & Pieces: Frank

    Hope you do well in the contest! There was practically nothing to pick out ( >.< *whimpers* ) but just a few thingies. When he threw it in fire, the ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "Helloooooo? Can we leave your personal life for just one second? Why do you automatically assume that everyone is crazy about what you are, anyway?" ~Clover "Coo..." ~Kit "I automatically ...

    Mar 29, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character Answer Game [2]

    "Wolf. And birds. Wolf, because of Wolf. Birds, because of the sky." ~the Raven "Birds, because of Codahuti and the sky." ~Fal. "Birds, because they have freedom when they fly. ...

    Mar 28, 2008
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Rate the Avatar Above You! [2]

    4/10 A bit unclear and small, and it'd be better if I could see their faces.

    Mar 28, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "Can we... leave the gay talk?" ~Clover "Why?" ~the Raven "None of your beeswax." ~Clover *making gesture of pouring oil onto the floor* "Helpless blonds are so much worse in ...

    Mar 28, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "Everyone is a moron." ~the Raven "So, you're a moron too?" ~Clover "Yes. Everyone is a moron." ~the Raven "Oh great, new catchphrase." ~Iolo "Says the guy who hangs around ...

    Mar 28, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "Murder!" *strikes a few random, out of tune chords for dramatic effect* ~Iolo "That's getting slightly old, Iolo." ~Clover "But it's fun!" ~Iolo "... Valid point." ~Clover

    Mar 28, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character dialogue

    "You chaps need any potatoes?" ~Clover "Isn't it ferrets and penguins they need for escapes?" ~Fal. " And potatoes." ~Clover

    Mar 27, 2008
  • Writing Activities Re: Character Answer Game [2]

    "Da." ~the Raven "Um..." ~Fal. "Kiss?" ~Kit "Gabrielle." ~Johnny "No one. Of course. " ~Rohsair "Mum, I think." ~Clover "Me, kiss? I think not." ~Iolo You got a tenner, which ...

    Mar 27, 2008
  • Art & Photography Re: Things I've Learned After It Was Too Late

    The two kids on the right are Irregulars. The one standing up is Simpson, the one sitting down with the cap is Wiggins. I haven't a clue who the others ...

    Mar 26, 2008


Y'know, sometimes a family is a mutant superhuman clown with cartoony powers, a hyperactive shapeshifter created in a lab, the ghost of an artificially created being who only exists for exposition, a cat who is an eldritch god for some reason, and an emo guy who doesn't canonically exist
— GengarIsBestBoy