Twit

"'Cos it's dirty and wet. Like a pond. Duh. " ~the Raven "I never call it the pond. What's the Atlantic Ocean?" ~Kit "Ignorant street arab. It's the sea, man." ...

Oooh, more. I honestly do want to pick some stuff out, but I honestly can't. >.< And that loyal guard, irrevocably drunk at that point in time, assigned my destruction ...

(twit pokes her head in. "And I resent the uncultured Brit comment! We created the Yanks' history!") "Coo, patriotism!" ~Kit "Oh, stuff it kids." ~the Raven

[s]Oh, good, it's a bug.[/s] As a new feature it would be too annoying. It keeps on getting in the way. Rather an unusual bug, though, like Gyr said.

"I thought you could only be Irish if you were chronically lazy." ~Clover "Then that makes Rohsair Irish, then." ~Kit *laughs* "Sure, an' I am." ~Rohsair "But the Welsh are ...

Thunder, if everyone did it, society would accept it. Eventually. The Bible verses that you quoted are from the Old Testament, and are to do with the Jews' customs. The ...

Cool! Neat bubbles and the mirror effect is cool. It might look even better if you reversed the mirror lettering. Flipped it horizontally () thing.

Those are really purty! :D 3 is a bit busy blurry, but the proboscis one is great!

"Lizzie, you seriously have issues. I can predict that your life will suck to the magnium extent of excessive sucky suckitudity if you don't learn to give and take." ~the ...

Lol, that's cracked. I doubt that it'll interfere with him getting other jobs, though. Not everyone can be that naive.

*raises hand* "Objection." ~Clover "Throw that member out!" ~the Raven "Only cultured people with money across the pond can get Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw one." ...

The bit in The Fly when whatshisface - Brundlefly? - vomits all over the other guy's foot and melts it.

"Ask Kit and she'll nick you a few quid." ~the Raven "I will not!" ~Kit *sweetly* "We'll ask Gabrielle then." ~the Raven *scowls* "She ain't here." ~Kit *snaps fingers* "Garcon!" ...

What is this exactly? It doesn't quite belong here, as this forum is for stories, not story background. It was well written, read like an essay, and some of your ...

"Yah, I don't like cheesecake! What's cheesecake?" ~the Raven "Only one of the greatest desserts invented by mankind." ~Clover "Must have it then. Gimme, gimme, gimme." ~the Raven "No! GimME!" ...